GOP Candidate on Lesbo Bathroom Action 11 October 2004 BREAKING NEWS!!! Oklahoma GOP Senate candidate Dr. Tom Coburn announces that southeast Oklahoma is THE place for lesbian bathroom sex. "Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom," says Dr. Coburn, known until now as a fiercely anti-homosexual Christian conservative. "How is it that that's happened to us?" Indeed. If elected, the man from Muskogee promises to open up the nation's bathrooms to more hot girl-on-girl action -- oh, wait. Seems we misunderstood. Dr. Coburn still hates queers. Or, we mean, he hates the sin, but loves queers -- something like that. Btw, Dr. Coburn is currently Co-chair of the President's Advisory Council on HIV/AIDS.
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