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Bruce Walker's Nuclear Solution
13 December 2004
How can Christian conservative fight the left when all these Cossack-like activist judges are helping to oppress the faithful majority with an imposed separation of church and state -- ahem, we mean "imposed atheism"? Bruce Walker of the conservative op-ed site, Men's Daily News, proposes what he calls a "nuclear solution" for such meddling judicial "Christophobes" (Walker presumably missed last week's memo on oppressed-Christian terminology): smoke the slippery, heathen buggers out of court with a constitutional amendment! The three-part Bruce Walker Amendment would A. thank the Creator for Americans' unalienabe rights; B. declare America's foundations in Christianity and Judaism; and C. facilitate the removal of any judge who rules in contrary to provisions A and B. Voila! (Note: If you're not convinced by Walker's nuclear solution reasoning, he'd also like you know that the separation of church and state helped Hitler.)

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